Attention! 229 people unsubscribed your email list today!
A Big Reaction! Hold on. Nothing has happened to yours yet. But if you want to see some notifications like this from your email marketing service providers, go for below tips and tricks to destroy your email list.
Why would someone want to ruin his own Email List?
well, it is a negative overview to what an average Joe would have been asked to do if wondering to know how to destroy his email list.
But if you care your email list subscribers like me, don’t follow these instructions.
Seriously, you’re going to learn
I am giving my reactions also. You can also send your reactions on twitter with the hashtag #destroymylist and RT @vashishthakapor
Destroying something is also an art. Whether you admit or not, It is all about discovering the other side of success.
I have been around these things and figured out why I could not get the open rate my email newsletter deserved.
Reaction: Yes, this is fair to write something like this about yourself but what about the readers?
If they subscribed, they might have been aware that you’re the number 1 writer around somewhere in US.
If not, let a newspaper reach them and notify about the same.
Reaction: I have got less time. There is another email notified me about my PayPal account.
Do not make me feel down for opening your email rather than clicking your fxxing newsletter.
Enough. What actually you want me to do?
Perhaps, this would be your reaction.
If I have subscribed your email list, there is a reason. I am not here to read your cock and bull story.
Did you Notice?
I told you your takeaways of reading this article. Still, you’re reading this.
So, Have you implemented all the tips given above?
ok. One more is remaining.
Do not focus on what your readers want to read. Focus what you want to make them read.
I know it is crazy but you can definitely do this to destroy your email list.
Just be rude. use offensive words. And the game is over.
Your email subscribers will definitely do something throughout your journey to ruin your own email list.
and the last but not least. “Make professional mistakes like I did in the last image….”
Final Words and your takeaways
Finally, You learned
“How to Destroy your Email List.”
If you still ask my favorite email marketing service provider, MailChimp is the answer.
Was it worth reading?
Over to you for #discussions
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